First of all I'd like to explain something... Ms Cow's 'talking' style. Combine a small voice, lolCats speak, an attitude and a slight Chicago accent...and there ya go.
On the way home from work yesterday, Ms Cow and I had this conversation.
Ms Cow (MC): Oh my, she nots gonna likes dat.
Me: Who's not going to like what?!?
MC: da Queen!
Me: What in the world are you talking about?
MC: you didn't see da big words next to the place where the cars goes fast?
MC: dere! DERE!!!!
Me: oh...the billboard next to the highway...
MC: YES!! Dat ting. Dat BIG ting.
Me: It just said "Tattoo Expo at the Cow Palace". What's the big deal?
MC: Dat's not right. Exposing all dem tattoos in fronts of da Queen.
Me: Um...the Queen won't be there Ms Cow.
MC: Yes she will. Is da Palace of Cows, right?
MC: Dat's where da Queen of Cows lives!
MC: Yous just can't goes in dere exposing your tattoos to Her Majesty da Queen Cow. She's vewi sensitives about dat sort of ting. She will not bees amuses.
Me: Ummm...Ms Cow?
Me: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there is no Queen Cow that lives at the Cow Palace.
Me: It's just a big building and it just happens to have a name that has the word Cow and the word Palace in it.
MC: Dat's not right. Queens always lives in Palaces.
Me: I'm sure they do, but this big building isn't a palace, it's just a big, big building where lots of people go to have big meetings and expos.
MC: I hopes you not going to drags me dere den. I don't wants to see no tattoos exposing.
Me: Don't worry, I don't either.
MC: Good. Can we go when dey are done exposing dere tattoos?
Me: We can go when there is a big meeting that we want to go to...ok?
MC: OKs...I still don't believes you about dere not being a Queen dere...I has to see for myselfs.
Me: OK, but we're not going there until there is something we'd like to see. Next Spring will be the Flower Show. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
MC: Noms! Yes, I'd likes dat vewi vewi much! Da Royel Gardens will haz lots of good flowerses and grasses to noms!!!
Me: Sigh. (hand to head...)