Almost can't type, I'm laughing so hard...

So, AntiM puts up this thing about guessing the gender of who writes a blog...

and I get this...

Results
We guess http://donnazchaos.blogspot.com is written by a man (53%), however it's quite gender neutral.

Guess there's too much talk about balls? Maybe not enough? Whatever.

So I take the little poll off to the side - was the Analyzer Correct? Um, no. Last time I checked, I was a woman. Just had my yearly exam last Friday, so my doctor thinks so too.

And I get this...

Votes
Yes 53 % 6603
No 47 % 5807

Guess the analyzer doesn't do too well with the guessing bit.

Anyway, Honey suggests I put in http://icanhascheezburger.com/

and I get this...

An error occurred
Sorry, we can only classify web pages written in english

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....omg. Guess dey don'ts understands kitteh speaks.

Oh, and to even make my blog even more butch - there will be more ball talk soon.

The Meme Post

Here are the rules:

1. Link to the person that tagged you and put the rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 weird or random facts about yourself.
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and link to their blog.
4. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a note on their blog.

AntiM was kind enough to tag me.

OK, here we go with the weird or random facts. Although it'll probably all be random cos I was just telling Honey yesterday, I'm not weird.

1. I like when things are organized and in their place, but you couldn't tell that by looking at my place - all disorganized with things all over the place.

2. I can't comfortably knit with other knitters. I've been a lone knitter for so long now, it's hard to be a social one, but I am trying.

3. I don't wear makeup and quite honestly, don't know how to put it on without feeling like a circus clown or a whore. I have been known to put on some lipstick or lip gloss, but that's about it.

4. I have a thing for office supplies. Especially things to write with...

5. I can sleep any time, any where, just not at night - in my bed - when I really should be sleeping.

6. I like music and like to sing along and dance - to the point where I'll just start bopping and singing in a store along to the Muzac, totally oblivious to anyone else around. It can be very embarrassing - especially when someone joins in...

7. I don't own my own computer. If it wasn't for work, I wouldn't be sitting here typing this on a cool laptop.

OK, here's the even harder part than coming up with lame facts about myself. Finding 7 people I actually know enough to tag and think that maybe they'll participate - oh and have a blog in the first place. Oooh...time to hit all the bloggers I know that are doing the daily posting thing!!! This will give them something to write about.

AmpuT, Cherry Extract, Autumn's Mom, Thinking About... , No-Blog-Rachel .... and that's all I got. I would tag one other, but she's quite busy right now, she's got some important stuff going on - like a new job and a Mister going in for surgery soon.

Hope my laptop won't explode or anything since I can't come up with 7 people to tag... hah!

ACK! I've been tagged...

...for a meme by AntiM.

Gah. Now I have to think and write clever things about myself and then tag other people so they can suffer, I mean, participate too.

If I know you and you have a blog, consider yourself warned.

Heh Heh Heh

Sheez...this is gonna take me a while. Thinking is hard you know!

DunDun...DunDun...DunDunDunDun...

...in case you can't tell, that the music from JAWS, the movie.

Tonight's Basket Job is to shred stuff. And that means I get to play with our resident shredder, Jaws. Heh Heh.

But first, it's dinner, then after shredding, out comes the power drill!!! Yay tools!!!

And now for something completely different. Found this quiz over at Cherry Extract, and since we are having pizza for dinner...well, I couldn't resist. Think I will do what she did and list out the questions and my answers...


How many slices of pizza do you normally eat? 2
What kind of crust do you prefer? Pan
What kind of sauce do you prefer? Red Sauce
What kind of cheese do you prefer? Extra Mozzarella
What vegetable topping do you like the best? Mushrooms
What meat topping do you like the best? Sausage

What Your Pizza Reveals

People may tell you that you have a small appetite... but you aren't under eating. You just aren't a pig. You consider pizza to be bread... very good bread. You fit in best in the Midwest part of the US. You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods. You are generous, outgoing, and considerate with your choices. You are cultured and intellectual. You should consider traveling to Vienna. The stereotype that best fits you is guy or girl next door. Hey, there's nothing wrong with being average.

What Does Your Pizza Say About You?

Heh Heh, this is pretty good. I was born and raised in Chicago, home of the best deep dish pizza ever.

And guess what kind of pizza is almost ready to come out of the oven... thick crust (quasi pan) sausage and extra cheese pizza. MMMMM...sure does smell goooooooooooooooooood!!!!

The easy way out...

Your Attention Span is Medium

Your attention span is just about average. You may think that you have a short attention span... But being distracted is something most people struggle with. The most important thing is that you're aware that your mind wanders. If you find yourself daydreaming, you can usually snap out of it. It may be tough to concentrate at times, but you can do it... if you want to!

How's Your Attention Span?

Ooh...look...more YARN!




Remember the other post when I said I stuffed my cart full of yarn? Well it was these 11 balls of Lion Suede in the Olive color. Have always wanted something made out of this and this is my fav color. And at that price, how could I resist (for those of you who don't have eagle eyes, it's marked at $1.50 per ball)? So...I...um...bought every Olive ball they had...

And I plan on making this. Cos a girl can't have too many bags...and a knitter can't have too many knitting bags. It's a win-win for me I think. YAY!

If I have some left over, well, I'll just have to make...oh, I don't know...another bag!

I win again!!!!

Edited to add: When Honey read the post, we began discussing my ideas about how I was going to line my knitting tote and put in inside pockets, and I'll have to go fabric stash diving and see what I can come up with, etc, and he said: Why don't you line it with some more of that Firemen fabric?

Guess what I'll be ordering soon.

Shopping! And Firemen!

I WIN!!! AGAIN!! wooooooohoooooo!!!!

Too busy squeeeeing to post...

You Are a Spork

You have a playful, eccentric sense of humor. You are creative. You see the world in bold colors. You are a dabbler. You love to experiment. You aren't an expert in anything, but you know a little about everything.

What Utensil Are You?

Heh Heh Heh Heh

from AntiM

Your Slogan Should Be

Donna. Not for Everyone.

The Slogan Generator

Heh heh heh...you can't handle Donna.... snicker.

Here's a Boob link for you Boobie fans...

...better than sports in my book...actually, it's just a link to a quiz. But hey.

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Anna Nicole Smith

Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?

Wonder if they have a Celebrity Balls Twin quiz-like thingy?!? You know, something for the guys to compare themselves to...yeah, cos us women wouldn't have any interest in balls whatsoever, right no-blog-Rachel?

J gave me this link in the comments...

...go read it now....lovely words about knitting...from a knitter in Alaska.

Still waiting on my Wee Tiny Sock to arrive...can't wait to see it! Haven't heard yet from Emily if she's gotten the one I sent her yet.

Been dealing with some kind of bug here lately. It's hit hard...making me all weak and stuff at the most inopportune times of the day...like when I'm swamped at work and should be working my bum off. Gah.

Comments to comments:

Thanks for all the lovely notes about my new 'do...I just LOVE. IT.

I think I'll just not say anything about the whole "how much you're worth in bed". If I say anything, I'll just get myself in trouble...none of you will believe me if I say I'm just 'normal' anyway.

Because I saw it* and couldn't resist...

Congratulations, you're worth MORE in bed than the average ($225.19774479592) person taking this quiz!
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I'm in the wrong profession? hahaha

*I saw it here and just had to do it.

Post #301

Wow...can't believe I missed making a big deal out of post 300...

Oooh...Look!!!! A quiz...

You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

What Time Of Day Are You?

ummm...commune? Don't think so...

Vow of silence? As if...Once I get comfortable with you...you can't shut me up.

Night owl? You betcha. Hoot Hoot!

Wild streak...who me? Nah.

You are Bettie Page

Girl next door with a wild streak You're a famous beauty - with unique look And the people like you are cultish about it

What Famous Pinup Are You?

Actions speak louder than words...

DonnazChaos -- [noun]: A dance involving little to no clothing 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Get your groove on....

Don't drink it, but I can be a wine I suppose...

You Are Chardonnay

Fresh, spirited, and classic - you have many facets to your personality. You can be sweet and light. Or deep and complex. You have a little bit of something to offer everyone... no wonder you're so popular. Approachable and never smug, you are easy to get to know (and love!). Deep down you are: Dependable and modest Your partying style: Understated and polite Your company is enjoyed best with: Cold or wild meat (Wild meat? Hmmm...that could be interesting, I'm sure....)

What Kind of Wine Are You?

Taking the easy way out and having some fun...

Had today off, so was finally able to unwind a bit from this past week of working from home. To add to the WFH craziness, Spencer was home sick the last few days with a bad cold. Sent him off back to sport camp again this morning, then came back for some quality on-line time with the Honey...only to be cut off...he lost his internet connection. Bummer. Totally. Feeling down and out and suddenly very tired, I took a nap. Aaaahhh...Donna renewed.

So now I'm up, there's nothing but crap on TV...can you believe football has started?!? Gah.

Headed to the computer to catch up on some blogs I haven't had time to read for oh, the last month or so...

Found lots of quizzes and memes, so that's what you'll get for a bit here. I'm working thru a few things here in the Chaos, so this is all I can do...no clever knitting stories about balls...not yet anyway...

Here's the first one from J :

1. Go to Google.com
2. Type your name and the word ‘needs’ in quotes in the search engine and hit the button. Give us 10 that make sense, if you can.

Let’s see what “Donna needs”…

1. Donna needs two hands to keep things steady. I am sort of clumsy sometimes...
2. Donna needs a good crowding. Hmmm...this could be interesting...is this kind of like a mosh pit kind of crowding?
3. Donna needs to find the ten things she needs. Isn't that what I'm doing here?!?
4. Donna needs to go. I need to go to the UK to visit the Honey! NOW!
5. Donna needs to be transferred to The Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee where she can walk and roam on soft ground and graze on fresh vegetation. HEY NOW...I'm overweight, but really, did you need to rub it in like that?!?
6. Donna needs some help. Of course I do, don't we all?
7. Donna needs a chocolate fix. Yeah baby! NOW we're talkin'...
8. Donna needs to go back to talking about her vagina. Ummm...not gonna happen here.
9. Donna needs a man so her Mum won't think she's repellent to the opposite sex. I got one, and Mum's never thought that...
10. Donna needs a donut. Nasty...only if I want an upset stomach...hate donuts...

So there you have it folks...what Donna needs. Now, I think Donna needs to take some more quizzes where she only has to do multiple choice and then cut and paste into the Chaos.

Much easier!

This is all I got today...yes...the laziness continues

You Are A Vanilla Ice Cream Girl

Flexible. Easygoing. Classic.

What Flavor Ice Cream Girl Are You?

You need a chaperone to read my blog....

Saw this rating thing on no-blog Rachel's blog....haven't done a quiz or anything in a while so gave it a go. HAHAHAHAHAHA...and to think my blog is mild compared to some of the others out there....if you do this...leave me a comment and let me know what you rate...oh...you'll find the link to the quiz towards the bottom of the page in a box labeled Quizzes and Fun Stuff...

Mingle² - Online Dating

Here's the explanation they gave for the rating:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

crap (6x) hell (3x) shit (2x) pain(1x)

Interesting...I'm sure I've done worse than that somewhere in this blog...since when is "pain" an R rated word?!? WTF?!? Maybe someone should tell them what WTF means...I'd have an X rating for sure...

It's Finally Friday!!!

While that in itself is something to celebrate...I'm also spending time with friends tonight to officially celebrate Antonella's Birthday. YAY!!!!!

Oh...and Rhett got his clean sink last night...and I got a good night's sleep - although I'm still friggin' tired... Anyway...I think he's forgiven me...

OOOOOh!!!!! And I tried on two of my "Goal Dresses" - as in dresses I bought in a smaller size way back when I first started this life changing stuff...And they almost fit perfect. I can get them on and zip them up, but I need more wiggle room. Another 5-10 pounds and they will be perfect. And California will finally see my legs...hahaha...if you haven't already guessed, I'm not one to wear dresses or skirts unless I have to...Very few of my friends have ever seen me in a dress...but the more weight I lose, the more feminine I feel, and the more feminine I feel, well, the more I feel like looking feminine. Logical conclusion? I put on a dress. Not because I have to, but because I want to. I can't believe I just typed that...is the world ending today? It has to be...I'm even going to wear heels and coordinate a handbag.

That being said and the fact that things are still Chaotic around here and I've got nothing else to say that isn't work related...I give you yet another quiz...what the hell, why not? Given my current mood and brain wave patterns...the subject seems appropriate...

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Because it's Saturday night, I'm working and I can...

You Are Girly Sexy

You're a youthful spirit, and your energy is infectious. Men love your innocence and lack of emotional baggage. You make every kiss seem like the first and every moment magical. How could any guy in his right mind resist that?

What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?

hahahahahahahaha...I'm girlie! Snort...this is too. much. fun.

Hey! I'm irresistible...heh heh.

It's all J's fault this time...

There I was happily working (ahem) away, when I decided to take a gander at some blogs and this is what I see on her blog...a quiz...and you know how I can't resist those damn things...

You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are. You get along well with: The Ring Finger Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?

Me? Weird? Bwahahahahahaha.....